351K views · 4.5K shares | “Everytime I set the alarm, my wife turns it off. She says what I earn, it don’t pay to get up.” | Rodney Dangerfield | Facebook

“I tell ya, with my wife there’s always something. Like the other night, she said to me, ‘When’s the last time you thought about taking me out to dinner?’ I told her, ‘It was right after the last meal you cooked at home.’” | Rodney Dangerfield

1.6M views · 62K reactions | “In my neighborhood there’s always problems. On my block there’s a beautiful children’s zoo. Last week four kids escaped.” | Rodney Dangerfield | Facebook

316K views · 4.9K reactions | Ever wonder how Rodney Dangerfield got his name? | Rodney Dangerfield | Facebook

148K views · 3.8K reactions | On the 10th Anniversary Special of 20/20, Rodney got no respect from Steve Martin... but a nice intro from Barbara Walters. | Rodney Dangerfield | Facebook