🚨 BREAKING: Antelope Motors is a total loss after Antelope Island wildlife left the island and chose violence. 🦬💥 Authorities confirm the showroom was overrun by: • Bison • Pronghorn • Rocky Mountain bighorn sheep • Bald eagles • Rabbits • Bats • Seagulls • And “other native stakeholders” Casualties include: • Bugatti Chiron • Lamborghini • Rolls-Royce • Ferrari • McLaren • Koenigsegg Insurance has officially ruled it an “Act of Ungulate.” Utah wildlife said if they can’t have more shoreline,