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On Thursday Trump outdid himself. He made a show of summoning reporters to watch him sign an executive order making the Oval Office a national monument. This involves ordering the Secretary of the ...

It’s a fairly obvious conclusion that electing a whole bunch of Democrats all across the country is going to do a whole lot to improve the landscape when it comes to abortion rights. Well, it’s going ...

Time for a quick update on everybody in the Trump regime quitting so they can hide from the results of the midterms, in which ...

Craven turned out to be the smart choice, since as VoteHub Data Nerd Josh Metcalf points out by mapping Tuesday’s actual SC ...

And you know that thing Trump does when people find out he is making all these phone calls, like senile Roy Cohn in Angels In ...

America’s voters handed a stinging rebuke to the Trump administration Tuesday night that was so big they can’t even try to ...

It’s official! Nithya Raman is going to be the next mayor of Los Angeles! Raman, who came in to challenge beleaguered Los ...

Scott DesJarlais (lost Tennessee CD 4; looks like a human thumb, has a stupid capital letter in the middle of his last name, completely against abortions unless he’s pressuring his mistress to have ...

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If watching the returns in the South on Tuesday night felt like watching Hungary eject Viktor Orbán, then congratulations, ...

For the record, Guam also had a red to blue flip, with Democratic challenger Alicia Anne Garrido Limtiaco beating Republican ...