SACRAMENTO, CA — With pivotal midterm elections taking place across the country, one state added an extra incentive to influence their outcomes, as Governor Gavin Newsom offered electricity to ...

U.S. — After political parties spent $900 million on ads about the affordability crisis, Americans began wondering if everyone could just forget about the election and split that cash to help address ...

COLUMBUS, OH — Local woman Sarah Mitchell's vote sadly went uncounted Tuesday after election officials discovered she had failed to post a selfie with her "I Voted" sticker. Though Mitchell had gone ...

AUSTIN, TX — Bored of having a good state that people love, Texans have reportedly flocked to the polls in record numbers to try voting Democrat for a change. According to sources, voters believe ...

TOPEKA, KS — Vexed by the high price of gasoline, local man Aaron Barnett decided to cast his vote for America to start castrating kids again. "I've had it with these high gas prices! Let's start back ...

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump faced heavy criticism on Friday for replacing White House Press Secretary Katie Zacharia with Jessica Rabbit. Critics pointed to her prior work as a lounge ...

U.S. — As rumors continued to swirl that she was preparing to make another run at the White House in 2028, former Vice President Kamala Harris appeared on a podcast to demand the abolishment of the ...

NEW YORK, NY — The mayor's office announced on Monday that any ICE agents who cross the border into the city without permission would be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Mayor Zoran ...

THE PLAIN OF JORDAN — Lot won first prize in a local Halloween couples costume contest this weekend after dressing up as a pepper shaker. Though the judges felt the costume pushed the limits of good ...

PARIS — French leaders came up empty-handed on Thursday after spending several days searching for someone in the rioting mob to surrender to. Eyewitnesses reported that residents had spent the last ...

U.S. — Could there be a connection between TikTokers celebrating women killing their children and more women killing their children? Experts at the American Psychiatric Association think there could ...

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump approved the execution of Nidal Malik Hasand on Monday, confirming that he would be tied to a bomb and dropped on the country of Iran. Hasand killed 14 and ...