Gov. Gavin Newsom (D) commuted the sentences of all 548 people currently on California’s death row, claiming “state-sactioned ...

WASHINGTON—Exhibiting a growing sense of panic as screens lit up with rumors and speculation about potential candidates, the ...

With the recent explosion of sportsbooks and prediction markets, interest in gambling on sports has never been higher. The Onion looks at the figures behind the boom in sports betting. $140,000 Parlay ...

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In an effort to boost the local man’s self-esteem, People magazine reportedly did single buddy Dominic Johnson a favor ...

WASHINGTON—Saying the gesture would boost his party’s electoral prospects at a crucial moment, Republicans have been ...

With any interest or passion dissolving from her face the moment her son started to recount his favorite arc from the 2006 shōnen series, local mother Debra Carlisle was reportedly spotted Saturday ...

As the race for control of Congress heats up, politicians on both sides of the aisle are making their case to the American ...

Wicker, a new romantic fantasy film, stars Olivia Colman as a fisherwoman and Alexander Skarsgård as the husband who was ...

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The brief moment proving to be all that was necessary to completely eviscerate her self image, area woman Alena Reese reportedly had years of learning to love herself undone Monday by a single glimpse ...

DETROIT—Saying time was rapidly running out for candidates in her party to do the right thing, Rep. Haley Stevens (D-MI) threatened Monday to endorse a Republican every hour until her demands were met ...