So, do not fret, because these funny St. Patrick’s Day quotes may very well capture everything you’re feeling on Mar. 17, no matter how you’re celebrating.

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Informally, St. Patrick’s Day is recognized on the weekends surrounding March 17 to celebrate drinking green beer and Irish whiskey at parades while wearing green.

However, even if you don't heavily drink on Mar. 17, you can still get a hearty chuckle from these funny St.… MENU. Life. Funny St. Patrick's Day Quotes. by Chelsey Grasso. March 15, 2017.

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