EL PASO, TX — After the political winds ushered in sweeping changes to the Lone Star State last night, with radical Democrats taking power in what had been a staunchly conservative stronghold, ...

SACRAMENTO, CA — With pivotal midterm elections taking place across the country, one state added an extra incentive to influence their outcomes, as Governor Gavin Newsom offered electricity to ...

AUSTIN, TX — Bored of having a good state that people love, Texans have reportedly flocked to the polls in record numbers to try voting Democrat for a change. According to sources, voters believe ...

U.S. — After political parties spent $900 million on ads about the affordability crisis, Americans began wondering if everyone could just forget about the election and split that cash to help address ...

HEAVEN — In a major clarification that has sent waves of relief through exhausted households worldwide, heaven confirmed Thursday that skipping paragraphs or even full pages of a child's bedtime story ...

DALLAS, TX — Local Democrat Jeannie Donaldson has sadly begun to run low on clothing space to place more "I Voted" stickers. With 134 stickers currently adhered to her pants, shirt, and jacket, ...

Democrats Say They Now Have A Clear Mandate From Voters To Do All The Crazy Stuff They Never Mentioned In Their Campaigns WASHINGTON, D.C. - Democrats announced on Monday that they now have a clear ...

VATICAN CITY — President Donald Trump escalated his feud with Pope Leo this morning, nailing a copy of The Art of the Deal to the door of the Vatican. "Here I stand, and can do no other," declared ...

PARIS — Angry over the deep societal rot caused by socialist policies, millions of French people took to the streets to demand even more socialism. The standard of living in France has declined ...

NEW YORK, NY — In a controversial decision, producers of the popular daytime talk show The View announced the show will be adding a Hamas terrorist to its panel of hosts. "This should really heat ...

ATLANTA, GA - In order to aid the news station in preparing stories for consumption, popular news media organization CNN purchased an industrial-sized washing machine to help its journalists and news ...

WASHINGTON, D.C. — After an ethics review discovered that Congresswoman Ilhan Omar had committed a slight $30 million accounting error, she assured the public that her finances were handled honestly ...