His calming, quiet demeanor. His sensible sweaters. His surprisingly expansive knowledge of home insurance and his rock-solid belief that we all turn into our parents one day. He's Dr. Rick (Bill ...

It seems as if day after day, year after year, I watch the same TV commercials. Most annoying are the ones for personal injury attorneys. More tolerable are the pitches from insurance companies: Geico ...

A young homeowner suffering from parentamorphosis would likely start spouting arcane Scoville data as a wing-eating guest on The Hot Ones, all while making lame jokes about being “cool as a cucumber.” ...